0954HRS; totalllly

Banana got into 1/1! YES! ZOMG she's like totally smart-ass please! She's doing better than me at everything! I feel so depressed so I'm going to crawl into my bed do some secret-cutting--NOT LOL! Nah... it's actually good for me for many reasons like, it'll finally let Maw and Paw not think we're all total failures. Maybe Nomes and I are just... er... not acadamically-inclined ;D Anyway WHATEVER. GJ girlfriend!

Every freaking inch of me is aching thanks to brilliant me. My idea to go tanning on the beach with Banana. Purty good but falling asleep on the beach even with a beach towel is not good for you. When I got up like 2 hours later, all my joints hurt. Christ.

Anywaysd, gonna paint my nails and go wrap books. Out and out.