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Saturday, May 30, 2009

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Wride = Phwoar!

 
CORRECTION: Stiff Dylans = Phwoar! Fitties!

NNNGH. Gotta tear myself away...
O-LEVELS SARAH! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

(TommyBastow + CharlieWride + EwanMcGregor = Total lack of concentration.)

6:13 PM


making my heart itch


StiffDylansgasmic!


FranKogasmic!

Chelsea, haha I'm Tommygasming! And you're Adamgasming!

1 more day to the Mother T O's.
Back to work and endless boredom. Ungh. Just kill me now.



11:55 AM

Friday, May 29, 2009

2 days to the mother T Os

It can't have come at a worse timing. It's like, coupla FranKo fans love my tommy pic and keep commenting on it. So happy about that! And FranKo's singles been released already so forums are busy and I can't obsess because I have to freaking slog away at killjoy MT! If that's not enough already, Tommy Bastow, Chris and Richard have just made official new twitters and are tweeting all the time now. Yay right!!!! PLUS because of that, I've tracked down Aaron Johnson's real twitter this time. LOL bet Hannah's gonna piss her pants about that!

AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT:
I finally have a ZEN again! 
Mommy came up to me last night and gave me her MP3. 
"I don't use it at all and if you don't take it the battery's gonna be dead... if it isn't already" And guess what? It lives!!!!!!! THANK YOU MUMMY!

Yay! Okay back to Earth, Sarah. O-levels on Monday. 




Everything is so "OMG YESS!!!!!"

2:57 PM

Monday, May 25, 2009

lace up your shoes

Totally check yes. 
Just cut the blonde hair.

6:31 PM


Kill me; just kill me now.

Completely gratifying.


5 days to the Mother O's.

6:18 PM

Thursday, May 21, 2009

numb on left cheek.

Not THAT cheek perv. The FACE cheek. Thanks to a certain someone. Need a clue? Think total douchebaguette who thinks she's like, super-pro at basketball but isn't (READ IT CTY) and tries to show off but ends up injuring everyone -including herself apparently. Yes; she clocked me on the side of my head, elbowed chelsea, threw the ball at my head and practically bruised everyone else but oh! Who subbed out in the middle of the match leaving us one man short vs. 4/4? Thank goodness 4/4 agreed to leave out one player too otherwise we would have been trashed. Harder than we were already anyways. 

"I need to sub out. Elbow so pain." (Mumbling)
"HUH?" (Jaqueline)

Fuck luh. You hit so many people that's why your elbow so "pain" right? GOD!

Moving onto another topic which won't make me feel like slapping that biatch: my new favorite word>>> spock! Like....'Spock the peace out!' or maybe 'Get the Spocking hell out of here!' Hahaha! Oh my lameness!
I like Star Trek cannot meh? I bet before the movie came out this year, NO ONE else in Singapore even knew what Star Trek was besides my family. When I was in primary school, I told my friend that my favorite show was Star Trek Voyager, she was like, "Star Trek? Funny ah! You mean Star Wars!" 

Er...no? I meant Star Trek, you idiot. 

And in the US, Trekkies were all labeled as nerds. Now you go on Twitter, EVERYONE loves Star Trek. It's under "Trending Topics". Whatevs luh. All those hypocrites can kiss my ass. Next time the Stiff Dylans will become effing super famous and all the losers can also kiss my other cheek.

Yes; THAT cheek. Spock to ya'll.

6:10 PM

Monday, May 18, 2009

lost wallet + GA's 007 major fittie transformation + supersexyrockgods Stiff Dylans= way too much excitement for one day

Tres tres marvy! Even the whole "wallet going fucking missing with fucking I/C and EZ-link inside (but thank goodness without handphone)" thing cannot get me down for long. Check out the Stiff Ds like, now! While they're still relatively unknown in Singapore because from their major fittie-ness and super hot tracks, they're gonna get international huge really soon! Remember: you saw it here first ;D


Calling all Gray's Anatomy followers: Watch the finale now if you haven't already! It's really killer man. I may not like TR Knight's diva-ish attitude but I still don't want him to die in such a 'fallen hero' way. So tragic. Also because he's so incredibly hot in GI unitform. Forget scrubs O'Malley! Camou is so you! Plus, poor Alex; first his beau goes totally nutso on some dead guy and now she's dying of cancer. Huh?? Mmmhmm next season's gonna be tight.

More later. Smell Cedele carrot cake ;D

6:09 PM

Friday, May 15, 2009

I'm not obsessed.

Or maybe I am but whatever. Anyway, I've been at home for so long that during my lull period, I decided to try to draw celebrities. First, I tried drawing Josh Duhamel, the hot soldier dude from Tranformers, but somehow he ended up looking like George Bush. Cringe. But my next attempt was slightly more successful and here it is:

 This is OBVIOUSLY not Josh. This is... Tommy Bastow! Only the eyes part look like his but whatever. At least not like shit right?

Compare:
 

Haha the pic is so blur because I couldn't scan it in because the printer/scanner went on strike so what to do? Take webcam photo! 

Tommy Bastow= the sex!

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11:15 PM


hormone high

Nothing else will explain my sudden obsession with FranKo & The Stiff Dylans. I'm having crazy music feelings. 11 more days to FranKo's first single release! Zomg Tommy Bastow!~

Okay. gtg before dad grounds me MORE.

11:24 AM

Thursday, May 14, 2009

cue the crickets rasping

My whole life is hinging on O-levels right now.
How pathetic is that?

1:50 PM

Monday, May 4, 2009

cause Elvis ain't dead and you're coming back

This Mid-Years, I've been feeling so hopeless about everything that i've taken to praying before exams and after 'em and hey! It's actually been working! Today's Chem totally exceeded expectations! "Pur-raise the lawrd!"

Anyways, thanks to Naomi, I got myself started on teen tragedy songs with eerily upbeat melodies. Take Teen Angel by MarkSomething for example:

What was it you were looking for
that took your life that night?
They said they found my high school ring
clutched in your fingers tight.

Listen to it and you'd never guess that  it was based on the true story of a boyfriend narrowly escaping from a train car crash with his girlfriend. Girlfriend runs back and gets killed when a second train rams into the wreck. When they find the body, they find the boyfriend's ring in her clenched fist. Ring = reason for returning to train car, resulting in imminent death? Who knows.

When I woke up, the rain was pouring down.
There was people standing all around.
Somethin' warm runnin' through my eyes,
But somehow I found my baby that night.
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said,
Hold me darlin, just a little while.
I held her close, I kissed her; our last kiss.

Kleenex. Sob!

{POSTSCRIPT}
Alot of people don't know this but while the Pearl Jam rendition of Last Kiss is more popular and more moving, the actual lyrics were written by this guy Wayne Cochran. You see, he lived along this really dangerously fast and busy highway so one night, the Saturday before Christmas that year, a car with four teenagers ran right into a flatbed truck. It must have been going really fast since it managed to crush itself under the truck even though the truck wasn't moving. So anyways, this petrol kiosk guy nearby was helping with the bodies but it was so bas that he DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNISE HIS OWN DAUGHTER'S BODY. Now that's really really sad.

8:14 PM

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Pinch. Disbelieving.

CLICK& READ:


Which is just a polite way of saying that fat people (Naming no names; MOI) will go to hell and splash around in deep muddy pool things while cool skinny people like my younger sister will go to Heaven and have sexy parties with fitties like Tommy Bastow!

!!!!!

UTTER HORROR TO THE MAX!~
How can people read this and still think that Dante's work is an insightful contribution to English literature? Unless, of course, all the Dante scholars are the thin model-esque type who can eat three slices of Cedele's freakalicious carrot cake without having trouble buttoning their pants the next day!

Silent scream!

11:53 PM


Smashed.

God I've been feeling funny lately. Like yesterday, I went comatose for like, 5 hours after my shower. I feel totally drained.

Mental Self-slap. Pull yourself together Sarah! You've got, like, 10 more papers! Psychpsychpsych phew!

Cations vs. Anions....
yawn.

5:12 PM


Tommy Bastow is the sex.

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PHWOAR!
Squeal!!


Okay. Time to study now.


5:03 PM