Which is just a polite way of saying that fat people (Naming no names; MOI) will go to hell and splash around in deep muddy pool things while cool skinny people like my younger sister will go to Heaven and have sexy parties with fitties like Tommy Bastow!

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UTTER HORROR TO THE MAX!~

How can people read this and still think that Dante's work is an insightful contribution to English literature? Unless, of course, all the Dante scholars are the thin model-esque type who can eat three slices of Cedele's freakalicious carrot cake without having trouble buttoning their pants the next day!

Silent scream!