shreddies for salim

testing

2009-07-26T13:05:00.001+08:00

2009-07-13T15:21:00.000+08:00

I really really love them to bits ;D

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I really really love them to bits ;]

HIATUS

2009-06-23T22:13:00.001+08:00

Until blogging is good again (or when O-levels are over).

Just remember sex god Charlie ;]

Tell me this isn't cool.

2009-06-17T22:16:00.003+08:00

I'm planning one for the end of this year. Interested?

chilies.

2009-06-14T00:09:00.005+08:00

"SOUTHERN SMOKEHOUSE BACON BIG MOUTH BURGER

Extra thick-cut brown sugar & chile-rubbed bacon topped with smoked cheddar cheese, crispy onion strings, mayo, shredded lettuce, tomato and pickle. Served with ancho-chile BBQ sauce. "

Yeah. I'm telling you this is daman shiok. And damn ex. But also damn big. Like, if Carl's Jr is big, this is absolutely fucking humungous. I had to share it with my sisters. Note the plural "sisters". Seriously.

And this:

"MOLTEN CHOCOLATE CAKE

Warm chocolate cake with chocolate fudge filling. Topped with vanilla ice cream under a crunchy chocolate shell."

Mmmhmmm. Yeah I know what you're thinking. So after the KangXi exhibiton at ACM, we headed over to the Chilies at Tanglin and it was un-fucking-believable. The food was gorgey and the people there were gorgey (Spotted: Tommy Bastow look-alike! Squeal!!!) except for that lame waiter. " He's so shy he doesn't want to serve you anymore so I'm taking over." Er.... what???? Lame luh; you can't get any loser-er than that. So anyways, after being stuffed, we came home and I comatosed from 1630 to 00:00! Good food..... mmmm... I'm having residual good feeling ^^

More good feeling. Haha, yum.

Don't worry Chels; he's still all yours ;DDD

'nuff said.

Out and out.

today=school out of school. But in school. Know what I mean?

2009-06-13T00:42:00.006+08:00

Met Aly in school to study. An almost productive day; did some emaths, got bored, drew a little, abandoned emaths,ate lunch, did geog then gave up completely and watched the Stiff Ds on my Zen. Charlie the Sex (L). Oh and Matt from Stiff Dylans replied to my comment. Tcha. Normally I'd write more but I'm real drained now. Maybe tmr. Or just.... never. Not like anyone reads this piece of shit blog anyways. I'll take a step back for a while. This might be a sign for me to quit blogging. Who knows, really?

Good Night.

{UPDATE}

Turns out Operation "Fix Printer" should be Operation "Dump Printer". See, just changing the stupid waste-ink absorber costs 80-something dollars(!!!) so Dadster's dumped it since we can get a new one (which does NOT have to have its waste-ink absorber cleaned or whatevers forever) for about $120. So no prizes for guessing where our old Canon is now. Sayonara, sweetheart, and thanks for all the good times. And the one tommy bastow pic you printed before kicking the bucket.

wanna know what i think?

2009-06-13T00:38:00.004+08:00

Fuck.

Better out than in, that's what they say.

Operation Printer Fix is under way.... I think.

2009-06-12T19:40:00.003+08:00

I was about to scan in my latest fash design cuz I love it alot ;D It's a collaboration between my li'l sis and myself actually. So while watching my daily dose of the Stiff Dylans, I was groping around the left side of the comp where the printer usually is and felt nothing. It's just not here! I think daddyo went to get it fixed. Halleluiah! Finally I'll have a full-colour Charlie Wride in my diary.... Hahaha nah.... that's not it....well, not really anyway ;D

Shoot! It's 7:44! Got my confi meeting in 15 minutes! Sacre bleu holy shit and double merde!

Gotta fly! Ciao!

smile for the camera; 'cause the camera loves you.

2009-06-11T19:57:00.004+08:00

Going jogging in a minute. Not that I need anymore endorphins; nowadays I feel like I'm on a sugar high 24-7.

She looked back, looked back and said: " Thought this was a disco. Where're we gonna dance slow?"

"I want one!"

are you gonna shout it from the rooftops, honey?

2009-06-08T15:58:00.003+08:00

kick him to the curb, baby, don't stop running

tell me are you gonna come get some

Sacre bleu I'm totally nutso.

AHAHAHAHAHAH!~ redface!

2009-06-07T22:58:00.006+08:00

F.r.a.n.K.o! They replied baby! FranKo replied! So there IS going to be an internationally released album! AND an Asian tour somewhere in the near future!

"Ooh ooh put your arms in the air! Ooh ooh like you just don't care!" Oh mon dieu mon dieu! Tres tres marvy no; so excited! I love FranKo, Tommy B, The Stiff Ds and Charlie Wride; haha I love so many people it's the return of the general horn! The "I love everyone" horn! Especially Charlie, the sexiest FITTEST guitar player to ever walk this earth! And Glambert, the nicest sex-god-est and gayest singer to ever rock the AI stage! And.... moremoremoremoremore

Going off to dreams-a-go-go land now so that I can wake up painfully early to jog the thighs off! Lalalala later bitches!

bicycle scene

2009-06-04T16:19:00.002+08:00

Okay i;m crying now. alot. can;t really see what i,m typing.

francis falls:

2009-06-04T16:18:00.001+08:00

"Blake; I hear the train coming."

Omg I'm going to cry :(

finally;

2009-06-04T15:56:00.005+08:00

Yes! I've finally found this movie I've been looking for since, like, forever! It's called Twin Falls Idaho; about a pair of conjoined twins, Blake and Francis Falls.

(Never thought Siamese twins could look this good ;D)

...

(On the other hand, before Angels and Demons, never thought priests could look as hot as Ewan McGregor ^^)

Quoting Wikipedia:

"The film portrays the lives of shy conjoined twins Blake and Francis Falls, who take residence in a rundown hotel to hopefully reunite with their estranged birth mother; secluding themselves from the outside world. They find their gateway to the outside world through an eccentric young prostitute named Penny. "

Very moving. And the ending is sooooo sad. Like, your heart will hurt.

OMG STILL SO HAPPY I FOUND IT LUH! You know, it's so ulu that the last time I looked for it before I gave up, YTubed "Twin Falls Idaho" then come out what? Videos of the waterfall the movie was named after! lame luh! Haha YAY! I found it! if you're interested, can watch it here . All the links ther. then at least I have someone to discuss it with hehe ;D

YAY!

if you were me, would you have done it?

2009-06-03T18:41:00.004+08:00

I think you would've.

(:. Keep your fucking mouth shut)

jab jab.

2009-06-02T17:44:00.004+08:00

Just got jabbed ya'll. Don't know it it's the injection or the morning run but I'm feeling really sleepy now.

♥ Charlie the Bomb :DDD

think about it;

2009-06-01T23:34:00.001+08:00

6 degrees of separation.

I like that.....

post-MotherTongueOLevel exhaustion.

2009-06-01T21:33:00.002+08:00

News for celebration: the chinese O-level today was actually not THAT bad! Infact, if I were to be perfectly honest, I'd even say that it was easier than the Mid-Years but again, if I say that and I flunk... I will seriously be sick. Fingers crossed for oral!

So anyways, after all that, we decided to head down to Vivo to watch of Angels and Demons (Second time for me) and caught the 3.30 show. Chelsea ah, I'm never eating a sausage with you ever again you sick girl lol! Ewan McGregor was so hot! Coincidence: one of Ewan's out in Angels and Demons the same time as the girl in Drag Me to Hell who played his wife in Big Fish. Damn funny luh! Chelsea was like, trying to copy Tom Hanks' "humping scene". Babe! He's ancient! Just stick with Lambert ;D

When the movie was over we went to Topshop and tried the stilettoes there. Sexy stilts! I hope Chels uploads the pic :D then we went to Forever 21 for a teeny while before remembering that still got school tomorrow so had to leave quick. Between then and reaching home, I think I PMSed or something because now I'm in a damn bad mood.

Always knew Charlie was the mover. Gonna sleep now before I spontaneously combust.

charlie charlie charlie

2009-05-30T18:13:00.004+08:00

Wride = Phwoar!

CORRECTION: Stiff Dylans = Phwoar! Fitties!

NNNGH. Gotta tear myself away...

O-LEVELS SARAH! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

(TommyBastow + CharlieWride + EwanMcGregor = Total lack of concentration.)

making my heart itch

2009-05-30T11:55:00.005+08:00

StiffDylansgasmic!

FranKogasmic!

Chelsea, haha I'm Tommygasming! And you're Adamgasming!

1 more day to the Mother T O's.

Back to work and endless boredom. Ungh. Just kill me now.

2 days to the mother T Os

2009-05-29T14:57:00.004+08:00

It can't have come at a worse timing. It's like, coupla FranKo fans love my tommy pic and keep commenting on it. So happy about that! And FranKo's singles been released already so forums are busy and I can't obsess because I have to freaking slog away at killjoy MT! If that's not enough already, Tommy Bastow, Chris and Richard have just made official new twitters and are tweeting all the time now. Yay right!!!! PLUS because of that, I've tracked down Aaron Johnson's real twitter this time. LOL bet Hannah's gonna piss her pants about that!

AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT:

I finally have a ZEN again!

Mommy came up to me last night and gave me her MP3.

"I don't use it at all and if you don't take it the battery's gonna be dead... if it isn't already" And guess what? It lives!!!!!!! THANK YOU MUMMY!

Yay! Okay back to Earth, Sarah. O-levels on Monday.

Everything is so "OMG YESS!!!!!"

lace up your shoes

2009-05-25T18:31:00.000+08:00

Totally check yes.

Just cut the blonde hair.

Kill me; just kill me now.

2009-05-25T18:18:00.003+08:00

Completely gratifying.

5 days to the Mother O's.

numb on left cheek.

2009-05-21T18:10:00.008+08:00

Not THAT cheek perv. The FACE cheek. Thanks to a certain someone. Need a clue? Think total douchebaguette who thinks she's like, super-pro at basketball but isn't (READ IT CTY) and tries to show off but ends up injuring everyone -including herself apparently. Yes; she clocked me on the side of my head, elbowed chelsea, threw the ball at my head and practically bruised everyone else but oh! Who subbed out in the middle of the match leaving us one man short vs. 4/4? Thank goodness 4/4 agreed to leave out one player too otherwise we would have been trashed. Harder than we were already anyways.

"I need to sub out. Elbow so pain." (Mumbling)

"HUH?" (Jaqueline)

Fuck luh. You hit so many people that's why your elbow so "pain" right? GOD!

Moving onto another topic which won't make me feel like slapping that biatch: my new favorite word>>> spock! Like....'Spock the peace out!' or maybe 'Get the Spocking hell out of here!' Hahaha! Oh my lameness!

I like Star Trek cannot meh? I bet before the movie came out this year, NO ONE else in Singapore even knew what Star Trek was besides my family. When I was in primary school, I told my friend that my favorite show was Star Trek Voyager, she was like, "Star Trek? Funny ah! You mean Star Wars!"

Er...no? I meant Star Trek, you idiot.

And in the US, Trekkies were all labeled as nerds. Now you go on Twitter, EVERYONE loves Star Trek. It's under "Trending Topics". Whatevs luh. All those hypocrites can kiss my ass. Next time the Stiff Dylans will become effing super famous and all the losers can also kiss my other cheek.

Yes; THAT cheek. Spock to ya'll.

lost wallet + GA's 007 major fittie transformation + supersexyrockgods Stiff Dylans= way too much excitement for one day

2009-05-18T18:09:00.010+08:00

Tres tres marvy! Even the whole "wallet going fucking missing with fucking I/C and EZ-link inside (but thank goodness without handphone)" thing cannot get me down for long. Check out the Stiff Ds like, now! While they're still relatively unknown in Singapore because from their major fittie-ness and super hot tracks, they're gonna get international huge really soon! Remember: you saw it here first ;D

Calling all Gray's Anatomy followers: Watch the finale now if you haven't already! It's really killer man. I may not like TR Knight's diva-ish attitude but I still don't want him to die in such a 'fallen hero' way. So tragic. Also because he's so incredibly hot in GI unitform. Forget scrubs O'Malley! Camou is so you! Plus, poor Alex; first his beau goes totally nutso on some dead guy and now she's dying of cancer. Huh?? Mmmhmm next season's gonna be tight.

More later. Smell Cedele carrot cake ;D

I'm not obsessed.

2009-05-15T23:15:00.014+08:00

Or maybe I am but whatever. Anyway, I've been at home for so long that during my lull period, I decided to try to draw celebrities. First, I tried drawing Josh Duhamel, the hot soldier dude from Tranformers, but somehow he ended up looking like George Bush. Cringe. But my next attempt was slightly more successful and here it is:

This is OBVIOUSLY not Josh. This is... Tommy Bastow! Only the eyes part look like his but whatever. At least not like shit right?

Compare:

Haha the pic is so blur because I couldn't scan it in because the printer/scanner went on strike so what to do? Take webcam photo!

Tommy Bastow= the sex!

hormone high

2009-05-15T11:24:00.002+08:00

Nothing else will explain my sudden obsession with FranKo & The Stiff Dylans. I'm having crazy music feelings. 11 more days to FranKo's first single release! Zomg Tommy Bastow!~

Okay. gtg before dad grounds me MORE.

cue the crickets rasping

2009-05-14T13:50:00.004+08:00

My whole life is hinging on O-levels right now.

How pathetic is that?

cause Elvis ain't dead and you're coming back

2009-05-04T20:14:00.003+08:00

This Mid-Years, I've been feeling so hopeless about everything that i've taken to praying before exams and after 'em and hey! It's actually been working! Today's Chem totally exceeded expectations! "Pur-raise the lawrd!"

Anyways, thanks to Naomi, I got myself started on teen tragedy songs with eerily upbeat melodies. Take Teen Angel by MarkSomething for example:

What was it you were looking for

that took your life that night?

They said they found my high school ring

clutched in your fingers tight.

Listen to it and you'd never guess that it was based on the true story of a boyfriend narrowly escaping from a train car crash with his girlfriend. Girlfriend runs back and gets killed when a second train rams into the wreck. When they find the body, they find the boyfriend's ring in her clenched fist. Ring = reason for returning to train car, resulting in imminent death? Who knows.

When I woke up, the rain was pouring down.

There was people standing all around.

Somethin' warm runnin' through my eyes,

But somehow I found my baby that night.

I lifted her head, she looked at me and said,

Hold me darlin, just a little while.

I held her close, I kissed her; our last kiss.

Kleenex. Sob!

{POSTSCRIPT}

Alot of people don't know this but while the Pearl Jam rendition of Last Kiss is more popular and more moving, the actual lyrics were written by this guy Wayne Cochran. You see, he lived along this really dangerously fast and busy highway so one night, the Saturday before Christmas that year, a car with four teenagers ran right into a flatbed truck. It must have been going really fast since it managed to crush itself under the truck even though the truck wasn't moving. So anyways, this petrol kiosk guy nearby was helping with the bodies but it was so bas that he DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNISE HIS OWN DAUGHTER'S BODY. Now that's really really sad.

Pinch. Disbelieving.

2009-05-02T23:53:00.007+08:00

CLICK& READ:

Which is just a polite way of saying that fat people (Naming no names; MOI) will go to hell and splash around in deep muddy pool things while cool skinny people like my younger sister will go to Heaven and have sexy parties with fitties like Tommy Bastow!

!!!!!

UTTER HORROR TO THE MAX!~

How can people read this and still think that Dante's work is an insightful contribution to English literature? Unless, of course, all the Dante scholars are the thin model-esque type who can eat three slices of Cedele's freakalicious carrot cake without having trouble buttoning their pants the next day!

Silent scream!

Smashed.

2009-05-02T17:12:00.002+08:00

God I've been feeling funny lately. Like yesterday, I went comatose for like, 5 hours after my shower. I feel totally drained.

Mental Self-slap. Pull yourself together Sarah! You've got, like, 10 more papers! Psychpsychpsych phew!

Cations vs. Anions....

yawn.

Tommy Bastow is the sex.

2009-05-02T17:03:00.002+08:00

PHWOAR!

Squeal!!

Okay. Time to study now.

The Stiff Dylans

2009-04-27T21:10:00.002+08:00

Phwoar!

Check out their songs in the playlist in the left box:

Love'emlove'emlove'em!!!

By the way:

2009-04-19T17:35:00.005+08:00

Since we're on the topic of Les Miserable...

This is the song that Susan Boyle sang.

The funniest.

In case anyone is wondering why I didn't choose a video from the Broadway versions, it's because this is the 10th Anniversary Dream Cast version which means the songs are better performed. it's also because I have this DVD so I like it better.

Susan Boyle= Britain's Ugly Betty

2009-04-19T16:26:00.007+08:00

Omg Susan Boyle is so awesome. Go watch her sing here. I love Les Miserable -thanks to my mom and dad who used to play the dvd and soundtrack in the car on our roadtrips many many manymanymany times- and while this may not be my favorite LesMis song (A Little Fall of Rain and Master of the House!), her rendition is both moving and powerful; even more so because of the intitial response she got from her audience when she first got on stage. Even the usually venomous Simon Cowell couldn't be more impressed. I'm so happy that she showed those people who booed her who was truly the ugly one.

Good Job Susan Boyle!

today= crap + nothingness

2009-04-13T21:02:00.002+08:00

Jude and Ryan were being assholes today.

God, I'm sick of them. I don't know what's going on man...

Usually we get along fine. But recently they've been acting really strange and it's really hard not to show that it really pisses me off; if I react, I think it'll get worse.

Okay there was this period of time between Sec One and Sec Three when I looked really weird and was this huge dork so people always treated me... differently. But sometimes I get this feeling that even though I've changed since then, other people sometimes treat me a little strange too. Which is what I sense is going on now, sort of.

I don't know why but I feel.... betrayed. I don't think friends should make you feel insecure.

Anyway, about less annoying stuff, has anyone else noticed the different NS uniforms? I guess it looks less ugly on a person than when they printed the design in the S.Times last year. I still like the old-fashioned camou print though. This new digital one is really unflattering.

Okay.... gotta go now and study for the geog test tmr. Kunna was damn cute; she forgot to take the level question out when we did the first part of our test last week. So now, most of us know exactly what tomorrow's question is. Thanks Kunna!

2 days down

2009-04-05T23:49:00.002+08:00

Mm-hmm. Feeling proud of myself. Spent the weekend doing notes aaaand... have stuck to my new diet. 1 st coupla days always the hardest. Next step: go back to exercising every morning. Pain (and inconvenience, sweatiness, discomfort,etc... :P) is temporary and... okay, so slimness is not forever but I think I'll have an easier time maintaining weight than losing weight.

Oops. I think I hit the full-stop key too hard. Can hear my mum moving around on her bed in the next room.

Btw, has anyone noticed that... a certain person from our class--S for anonymity's sake-- poses almost identically in every photo? Maybe it's just me but I find it very.... off-putting. It's so fake AND it's not like she looks sll that great if you get my drift. Just saying it like it is, so......

Gonna go sleep now. Mom's coughing. Dang flu.

I Wanna be a Big Loser

2009-04-02T20:36:00.002+08:00

Have been loosely following the The Biggest Loser re-run on Hallmark. Today's episode was the Finale of Season 1. God I love it. The Finalists were so hot. There was a dad, this girl Suzy and ex-(almost)Olympian wrestler. Matt (wrestler) won. Yay! I wiki-ed them and now Matt and Suzy have been married for ages! Good job!

I have been inspired.

Tomorrow=Start of Diet

April 1st

2009-04-01T20:06:00.005+08:00

In case you guys didn't check out YouTube today,here's their joke:

All the videos were upside down like this & when you click "Tips for viewing the new layout", this come up. Click it to see it better; it's quite lame-funny.

Thank you YouTube people :D

Anyway, today was Drama SYF and guess what? I fucked up the lights. Like "totally-screwed" fucked. I ruined everything for everybody. If the teachers of my school do actually screen blogs and happen to read this, can one of you tell Natalie Hennedige that Denise didn't do anything wrong and the whole fuck up was my fault? Thanks.

I feel awful. I mean HELLO! Life!-theatre-award-winning-Esplanade-play-writing Natalie wrote and directed our piece and I made such a huge botch-up. We were supposed to black out on Tabitha but when we took out face lights 5 and 6, nothing happened! It turns out I left side lights 31 and 32 on from an earlier scene so the black out had no effect whatsoever. Denise panicked a little and tried to correct our mistake but in doing so, she missed her cue. It was only after two or three lines that the Fox was lit up.

Ungh. Headslap.

How is it that I never fail to suck at everything? I mean, Denise had like, what, 20 lights to watch? Me? Just 6 lights and I can't handle that even.

Dammit. I need some happy pie.

1934HRS; Sigh...

2009-03-14T19:34:00.002+08:00

Firstly,

{CORRECTION}:

The ads were not GAP ads and were infact DKNY ads from The Sartorialist's collaboration with DKNY. My bad.

I feel weird today. I don't have a temperature or anything but I'm getting phlegmy and my throat's real sore and I'm a lil' dizzy. But it still beats this morning. Got up to take a shower, was going to eat lunch but got an awful tummyache so I went to the loo then went back to bed till I woke up about 10 minutes ago. I feel loads better now. Dad says I just need more sleep.

Gotta go now. Don't want to piss anyone off by sleeping in REALLY LATE then start slacking around.

2158HRS; The Sartorialist

2009-03-10T22:00:00.003+08:00

Okay so I was browsing through some fash mags (as usual) and came across The Sartorialist and some Gap ads inspired by him. Kind of like those Ikea ads and the naked Holland couple. Anyway, I was wondering what the big deal about him was so I just went to check it out and it's like wow. While I'm not confident to experiment with fashion, I do appreciate it and I can't understand how I missed out on this. I feel very out of it.

Anyhoo, go check out his blog here. It's sad though, how most of these chic looks are found during winter season. Which just goes to show it pays to live someplace where it isn't hot and wet 365 days round.

Phew; anyway, what I really came on here to do was to update. Not much to say but the obvious- 16: the magical number in Singapore; the usual age at which one usually sits for the GCE O-levels. Everyone say yay. Needless to say, tons of work and tests. First time I'm failing English; parents totally gonna whop my arse about this. I feel like one of those bottle-capping machines; everything's so routine... almost mechanical. Except this time the bottles are moving abit too fast so some of them don't have caps. Get what I mean? Never mind.

Besides, it's not like anyone cares. Infact, just the other day, so&so came up to me and was like, "Wow! You're so big now! Being Sec. Two must be so stressful. You aiming for which combo ah?"

Ungh. Mental Headslap.

0954HRS; totalllly

2008-12-19T09:53:00.000+08:00

Banana got into 1/1! YES! ZOMG she's like totally smart-ass please! She's doing better than me at everything! I feel so depressed so I'm going to crawl into my bed do some secret-cutting--NOT LOL! Nah... it's actually good for me for many reasons like, it'll finally let Maw and Paw not think we're all total failures. Maybe Nomes and I are just... er... not acadamically-inclined ;D Anyway WHATEVER. GJ girlfriend!

Every freaking inch of me is aching thanks to brilliant me. My idea to go tanning on the beach with Banana. Purty good but falling asleep on the beach even with a beach towel is not good for you. When I got up like 2 hours later, all my joints hurt. Christ.

Anywaysd, gonna paint my nails and go wrap books. Out and out.

1103HRS; too far along

2008-12-18T11:03:00.000+08:00

I have no freaking idea why but I am hopelessly addicted to tearjerkers.

I think in the past two weeks alone, I've watched and cried during The Iron Giant and Titanic, like, about five times each.

I felt fucking crazy, I tell you, as if I'd lost my marbles completely sobbing my eyes out when Rose finally died and reunited with Jack at the... er... afterlife(?) Titanic. God, it looks so damn cheesy spelt out like this but I swear. Now I totally understand why there are so many psycho people in this world who have actually watched that movie 15 times. Christ. Now go watch it yourself -again if you have watched it before. Go check out The Iron Giant while you're at it (watch the ABCD parts).

"Jack! I'm flying!"

Zomg who says that???

1007HRS; have you ever been alone in a crowded room

2008-12-16T09:54:00.000+08:00

I just realized what my problem is: I don't feel strongly about anything.
I'm not like, one of those religion-extremist people; I don't hate any particular type of food; I don't have any real arch-nemesis or anything like that; I don't even have very close friends I can't live without or vice versa.

I think it's really weird cause it's like my whole life is this totally monotonous stretch of road with only a few bumps, gravel or maybe some potholes WHATEVER. I don't know anything. I don't even imagine myself anywhere in the next two years. No ambition, goals, events, life-altering dramas. It's just...... stuff. Meaningless, mundane, mind-numbingly boring STUFF.

I don't know.

Maybe it's just one of those feelings.

I don't know.
I don't know.

You get a kick out of reading this small font shit?

1004HRS; imsomniac wins again!

2008-12-13T09:58:00.000+08:00

are you holding back,
like the way I do

I did not get any sleep last night nor this morning AGAIN. God, ONE MORE night like this and I'll be out cold on a stretcher on the way to Tan Tock Seng or something. My nerves are shot; I'm on bottled Starbucks and ineffective mugs of Coke Zero which is super-gassy and makes me burp and fart non-stop. Okay maybe TMI or whatever. I've gotta go follow Mom to the market.

Stupid fucked-up, prostitute-hoarding, demented neighbour banging around next door. UGH! Bitch.

youtube-therapy session {TWILIGHT and other parodies}

2008-12-09T10:37:00.000+08:00

TRAILER SPOOF

LOW-BUDGET TWILIGHT FILM

MATRIX RUNS ON WINDOWS XP

0805HRS; from the desk of an unintiated imnsoniac

2008-12-09T08:05:00.000+08:00

on my knees;
beggin' please

Zomg haven't updated for so long I feel like my blog is like trashe or something. The last tag was like god-knows-how-long-ago .

UGH- getting harder and harder and harderandharder to fall asleep before 2 am in the morning. Very VERY frustrating. Last night's culprit was coffee: after going to Chinese Emporium to get cheap winter stuff, Mom, Dad, Nomes, Banana, Sam and I went to some cafe at East Coast.
Mean bad-ass coffee= 2nd cup of mean bad-ass coffee= no more sleep.
Sorry I'm just not one of those people who like, can stay up for three days straight and be all perky and "Miss-Sugary-Sunshine". Just one night-ONE NIGHT- without sleep and now I've got eye-pillows so huge my eyes are watering and I can barely see; it's really irritating 'cuz I keep pressing the wrong key and have to keep backspace-ing.

I guess I'm just not a coffee person; it's like I'm super sensitive to caffeine or something. But the thing is I didn't drink anything the day before yesterday but I still didn't knock off until like 5am so I didn't wake up until 1pm-ish this afternoon.
SUCKSsssssssssss.

Okay. Whatever. Updates:

Went to see Sharren with Nicole, Iniki and Gloria sometime last week. I think thursday. Or Friday. Someday; whatever. She's at KK, still in intensive care. Expected her to look really banged up due to the accident but she's not too bad. She's got a neckbrace on, that's all. The news is good so far, she's recovering, just under an induced coma- like they have to sedate her so that her body can recover faster and more smoothly. Which is good of course.

I felt really bad when the grandmother asked us to read "the healing prayer" that someone wrote for her -it was so weird and we tried very VERY hard not to laugh only we couldn't and ended up making really weird choking noises. Maybe it was luck or something because THANKFULLY omg the grandmother thought we were CRYING(!) and started crying and telling us not to be upset. Call us mean if you want but wait till someone asks you to say a prayer with the words "unclog arteries" and "saturated" in it. I kept thinking "Saturated... that 's like crystallisation or something right?" and I don't know why but at that moment it really made me feel like laughing SO. BAD. I really still feel guilty about it. It just seems so... um.

Oh, and on Sunday after City of Ember (which is a tres "better-than-expected" kind of show I HEART DUNE FARROW OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!) we went to the Borders BookFair at Expo. Aunty Ivy's idea. Not bad- got like two books from there PLUS Beedle The Bard which is kind of a rip-off. There're like only five stories in there and it's way WAY too short for 12 bucks. I mean, I read it in 1/2 an hour slowly -COME ON!
Hunh- at least it came with a cute white TY owl which wasn't even named Hedwig or something. NO. Its name is Knowledge for chrissake. GO figure :P

NNNnnnnnh. So bored. Gonna go finish up my christmas cards and POOF! off they go!

Sarah OUT.

1338HRS; "Mariia! Maria!"

2008-11-28T13:38:00.000+08:00

uh-uh, like you just don't care

Watched West Side Story yesterday with Mom, Hannah and Sam. It's the 1960-something movie version. Superduper cool! The spanish SHARK leader is the SEX ;D If I were Maria I would totally drool over my own brother instead :P

I smell butter. Looks like someone's micro-waving the last bag of popcorn!

livin' in the bodega

0556HRS; whoooosh

2008-11-26T05:54:00.000+08:00

we fight we break up

we kiss we make up

RED BULL= very bad idea. If you're like trying to fall asleep. Which was what I was trying to do like FIVE HOURS AGO.

I was lying in bed feeling all comfy and sleepy in my loft bed which is like super cool now after the renovations luh! There's like shelf along the wall above my bed so I can put stuff in it and it's like wood on the outside but bright purple inside so it's super cool! It totally reminds me of Yves Saint Laurent's very tres tres famous Mondrian dress he made long time ago!

OKAY. STOP. I'm totally digressing.

Anyway, I suddenly got hungry-oh so very hungry- for corn dog, salt and vinegar chips, cookies and mashed potatoes and went downstairs while leaving the lights off -am I brave or WHAT :DD- and found a half-full (THINKING POSITIVE!)bag of snow pea chips, mushy subway macadamia white-chip cookies and crackers. Then I got thirsty after eating the crackers with some bovril so I opened the fridge and I found.... the last can of RedBull left over from my exam mugging! I don't know why but I suddenly felt like RedBull so I drank it and now I can't sleep and Naomi's angry because I've been using her laptop the whole night till now.

I am feeling so so so fat now I need to go jogging. I went swimming earlier today.... or do I mean er yesterday. Whatever. Brain is not in the mood for any heavy mental stuff. What I meant was that I just went swimming but after that I ate all that food so it's useless now. Right? Woof!

Zomgzomgzomg need to lose like 7 kgs before I leave for Korea. Otherwise am gonna look like a total fat ass under all that winter stuff. WISH ME GOOD LUCK.

I'm going jogging now. Better hope I can jog after staying up. I've never tried that before. Maybe I'll stagger around until some loser drunk in a car will knock me down.

I'll jog real slow.

Like, literally panties?

2216HRS; studyroom

2008-10-28T22:16:00.000+08:00

momento mori;

remember you are mortal.

Okay honestly?

This is what I thought of High School Movie 3: Senior Year:

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3

=total waste of money.

So it wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen.

(That's reserved for Shaolin Girl)

But by the time we were half-way through,

leaping from one canned,

surreal -in the worst sense- romantic moment between Troy and Gabriella to another,

after sitting through seemingly endless "contemporary"

UNSING-A-LONG-able numbers,

the only thing that kept me from fleeing the cinema

mid-movie in fear for my sanity was the money I paid for the ticket.

The HSM sequels disappointed me.

What happened to those simple,

singable catchy songs we heard from the original HSM like

"We're All In This Together" and "Breaking Free"?

HSM2 still had some good 'uns like maybe

"Fabulous' and "You are the Music In Me".

But HSM3(!).... ZOMG what to say?

I can only remember the part of that song that feature in its trailers.

The trailers were hot: they got me totally psyched for the show- which led to great disappointment of course...

I don't know... I guess HSM has just lost its appeal for me.

It doesn't make me feel the fun and energy that I felt during the first one :(

{P.S: To Mr. Zac Effron}

Just cuz you've got a sweet bod now doesn't mean you can get away with making monkey faces at the camera and passing that off as emotion because that just don't work anymore. Following in the wise words of Sharpay Evans's assistant, you might want to try actual acting for once ;P

Am I more than you bargained for yet?

0545HRS; studyroom

2008-10-24T05:46:00.000+08:00

But I won't hesitate no more, no more

it cannot wait; I'm yours

It's 6 am now and there's no school today.

Going out for a jog at 6.45

Need to burn more fats; I've been doing some serious over-eating this week.

Plus the gym hasn't been opened since Monday.

It was officially the end of school yesterday

but not for us.

I hope my mom and dad forget about results for now.

Got through first round of SYF auditions but flopped the second.

It's the end of LD for me and I haven't done anything.

I'm disappointed. Quite.

But my breath fogged up the glass.

2240HRS; studyroom

2008-10-19T22:17:00.000+08:00

fear in your wide-eyed staring;

the night mares I'm having

So our results are out.

If it weren't for my 'stellar' performance during mid-years,

I won't even be promoted to Sec. 4

This is a huge wake-up call for me.

Watched House Bunny last week.

House Bunny= super funny.

"Manhole. Manhole is my favourite word. Man...hole..."

Am feeling very unfulfilled... incomplete.

Don't ask me why because I have no fucking idea.

This is so frustrating.

kiss me, you player.

we'll talk money later.

2217HRS; studyroom

2008-10-15T22:17:00.000+08:00

and a hungry little boy with a runny nose
plays in the street as the cold wind blows

Geraldine

Zomg watch this. Forget that there're french subtitles ;}

Anyways,
today's the last guilt-free day I have before the papers are out.
Ack;
it doesn't help that your parents,
oblivious to the fact that you might not be promoted this year,
dish out some serious moolah so that you can take your sis to see
the RUSSIAN BALLET GALA
-which is part of our Singapore Dans Fest- tomorrow.

guiltguiltguiltguiltguilt!

My comp has some weird shit going on.
After I did that search on Lizzie Borden which is some haunting case
-it's my new hobby to search for haunting cases.
I don't know why; it's not like it helps me sleep easier :(
Anyway, the browsing window hanged while I was reading and now the window can't be closed.
Major heebie jeebie.

Good luck for results tmr ya'll!

He buys a gun, steals a car,
tries to run, but he don't get far

0944HRS; studyroom

2008-10-13T09:44:00.000+08:00

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

So I saw Mamma Mia! yesterday.

I don't get it; why did so many critics give it such a low rating?

I mean, okay, they definitely don't sound like ABBA.

But so what?

Some ABBA songs sound deceptively easy to sing but keep in mind that

Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni-Frid have, like, almost operatic voices.

Just try singing Gimme Gimme Gimme while everyone is still sober and watch their reactions.

I say that Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried did pretty well

though less can be said about Pierce Brosnan.

ZOMG Pierce Brosnan singing SOS made me laugh so hard that

I snorted a piece of popcorn up my nose. Ack!

Dominic Cooper = new flavour of the week

'Cause we were both young

when I first saw you

1650HRS; studyroom

2008-10-12T12:05:00.000+08:00

Flat Life

Watch the credits!

1130HRS; studyroom

2008-10-12T09:15:00.000+08:00

Don Hertzfeldt = creative genius!

L'amour

REJECTED

Billy's Balloon

Genre

1950HRS; studyroom

2008-10-10T17:20:00.000+08:00

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick.

Back out of hiatus!

Okay- the finals are over. So you know what?

If you did well, congratulations! Just don't celebrate too loudly.

But if you totally screwed up, don't sweat it!- It's over.

You can't do a thing about it now anyways.

Besides, you'd be a total kill joy by whining about it 24/7.

Which is why my lips are sealed right now.

Anyways,

this morning was freaking beautiful, wasn't it??? :

The Sec.4s singing the school song in school for the last time.

Everybody jumping up and down after the Amaths exam whooping and screaming.

("The last paper is over! Omigodomigodomigod!")

Effingly awesome sunny weather.

Absolutely fucking be-yoot-i-fuull morning.

You know exactly what it means when your last exam is done and that is that...

the EOY Hols are unofficially here!

And looking at today's weather, well, who says you can't get a decent tan in December?
Plus Singapore is, like, "summer-ish" 365 (or 6) days a year ;D

Am looking forward to pastiness-less hols!

It felt so wrong It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

1703HRS; studyroom

2008-10-02T17:03:00.000+08:00

To our folks at home...

Hiatus!

My blog and I;

We're going on a hiatus!

Until 10th of October, baby!

Oh how swiftly do the finals come

knocking at my empty head.

Oh dear...

I think I've drank too much Ribena.

There are all these purple dots dancing right in front of my eyes.

I think it's time for me to go back to my bio. notes.

Did you know Ribena has a high sugar content?

You did?

Now I know you're really lying.

Bring 'em on.

Don't change that channel...

We'll be back right after this commercial break.

2243HRS; studyroom

2008-09-26T22:44:00.000+08:00

and nothing's gonna stop me

but divine intervention

Fuck it- I'm so tired I did it again.

Fell asleep in the shower.

Damn water had to be so darn warm and comfortable.

One moment leaning against the wall with shampoo in your hair,

feelin' drowsy.

Next moment, find myself on the floor with fucking smarting soap suds in my eyes

At least I didn't bruise my elbow like that other time :P

Anyways, two papers down.

{ENGLISH}

It was okay. No biggie.

{CHINESE}

The teachers made a... joke out of it.

A friggin' funny joke.

They put the harder comprehension piece in front of the easier piece so guess what?

Instead of doing the easier one, most people did the paper in sequence -like normal people do- and, with only 20 minutes left on the clock to complete the last comprehension (the easier one), realised that they should have done the last one first because they would definitely have scored better.

Well, what can anyone do? It's over. Let's not talk about exams.

I feel real guilty now, typing this post out here when I promised Sam and Hannah that I'd finish reading Animal farm to them. I just checked in on them.

Sam is so cute when he snores.

Just watching them sleep makes my eyes wanna shut.

Infact that's a great idea.

I'm going to sleep right now.

But before I go, here's the sequel for Charlie the Unicorn;

Charlie and the Banana King

"Go put a banana in your ear, in your ear!"

Good night.

look into your heart
and you will find that the sky is yours

1509 HRS; school comp. lab

2008-09-23T15:09:00.000+08:00

I'm just a notch in your bedpost

And you're just a line in a song.

So I got up this morning and guess what I realized?

Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the biggest bitch to ever grace this planet.

Me.

I never play fair.

Sugar, we're going down swinging.

Can't be bothered what time it is and where the hell I am

2008-09-22T06:24:00.000+08:00

I've been PMSing alot today so I went home and did some YouTube therapy.

Not a bad subtitute for retail therapy ;P

Anyways, while I was wandering around YouTube Land, I came across some kewl stuff.

The FaceBook Song

Not bad. I definitely know what they're going about. Facebook should be banned ;)

And some other really funny stuff I've seen and have almost COMPLETELY forgotten:

Charlie the unicorn

"Candy mountain Charlie. Candy mountain. Candy Mountain!..."

Shudder. And there's a sequel to this thing but I can't see it
- damn my lagging internet.

Darn, my eyelids keep closing. Last post before finals' this Friday.

0615HRS; studyroom

2008-09-22T06:16:00.000+08:00

RANDOM REALIZATION:
My new blog skin (the cartoon one with the animated snail and dog) cannot post with colours! So until I find out what's wrong with the template...

:( I am sad.

1052 HRS; studyroom

2008-09-21T22:35:00.000+08:00

the morning rain clouds up my window

and I can't see at all.

Hannah and Naomi found a very interesting label on some cute animal-printed wrapping paper we got from PaperChase and look what we've done with it!

Cheeky, eh? ~~Hannah's~~ Naomi's idea. That girl scares me.
You can see the goose-pimples on my back- our living room is the new Alaska.
Especially when your sister makes you walk around with your shirt around your neck 'cause she wants to take weird photos of your back.

Anyways, terrible weekend. Absolutely terrible. If only I could have more weekends like these before exam period; I'd look forward to school more often ;P

but even if I could it'd all be grey
with your pictures on my wall

2155HRS; studyroom

2008-09-15T15:43:00.000+08:00

all day staring at the ceiling
making friends with the shadows on my wall.

Today was the shiz. Not in a good way- in a bad way. Felt fucking awful during POA; the moment Mrs Tan left, I dashed right off to the toilet. I'll spare the details but let's just say that I was reacquainted with the oreos Alyssa gave me during recess.

Vomit Score: 4 times
{Maybe I should turn bulimic.}

Well, what's there to do when you can't do a thing without doing an upchuck?
Frankly, nothing.
What does that mean? It means that I didn't do anything but curl up under my comforter and read old issues of seventeen feeling sorry for myself.

So I've actually been very productive today- I now know how to decorate my bedroom in Indian fashion on a $50 budget and how to make cushion covers out of my old underwear.

Useful- NOT.

Okay it's time for Captain Obvious the Second to get her beauty sleep.

i'm not crazy;
i'm just a little unwell